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Not so young Fashion Graduate From National Institute of Fashion Technology (NIFT), Delhi, India. Aspiring journalist. Amongst other eclectic hobbies, she likes writing and has written several poems and articles over her school and college life and now for a living. She would someday like to be be a more popular writer than just on her blogs. 'Tis a lady of grand splendor, who waketh in my bed every morning while the sun beckons her towards night...

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

of murderers and murderous intents

This post has been long due....

one of those posts where i had to write about the various expeditions of the brothers....
so let's start with the latest one....

One fine sunday morning we all go on a trip downtown, i mean to the posh south delhi nook called Shahpur Jat to find a certain custom made shoe store called "The Shoe Garage" for the great mr bonny bose... and a gang of 6 tries to fit in the car.

so after an eventful car ride we took a walk down the hot sunny road of shahpur jat... to the closed doors of TSG. getting a few of choicest galis... having cigarettes and coke..... and then walking down to the house of a groggy, shocked, and a little dazed Haider Faraz to exchange some anime....

we the poor souls had no idea of what (or rather who) is gonna hit us...

what hit us was a man (funny looking..but that was not supposed to be a surprise considering it is haider's house) with a very strong notion about why women don't smoke in front of him in his sheher... and then of course there went a round of questioning as to why people smoke (gam bhulane ke liye bhai) what topped it all was the fact that rock music comes from the great country called italy, influenced from Mussolini, where rockers break their guitars on stage, and 'white powdery substance' comes out from it, making all the fellow head-bangers bang their heads even more crazily"
i dint know that, and i now am totally against rock considering the fact that it was hitler who publicised it. and of course rock has been the main cause of all the destruction in the world and also might lead to armageddon. oh my god! i was such a misled soul. i just dint know that the rock movement back in the 60's; was a antithesis of what it always portrayed. they were just getting followers, now i am a peace loving, himesh fan and hence forth will try singing only bappi da numbers...."sone nehi, chendi nehi, pyer to mile, arre pyer kerle"


it was then that a certain someone started freaking out, decided it was time to go and search for the eternal soul saving cigarette. and saved haider and consequently andy 'the tampon' Ganguly to also come out. how was i to know that more disaster would befall the poor souls of the unsuspecting brother clan. and hence came a time wen i had to say "shit, im really sorry guys" ...the man stripped!!!

yeah...stripped...i swear to god "stripped" in front of 4 other scared men... no he was not gay nor a nude society member...he was barking mad... ok yeah before u start feeling really sorry for the homophobic men im talking about, he dint go stark naked... i'm sure they would commit suicide there and then if he had. they almost ran off a la jailhouse escape... called us up...more explicit galis to poor aparna...warned haider against other to-be disasters... got into the car and sped back home... while imagining what they might have done in their previous hindu births to deserve this.

following day
1. he was mad (how more obvious)
2. he was a murderer trying to escape the cops
3. thank god we are all alive....
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